okay! i dont really have time to type a short one 2day, eventually i have decided to type a long post!
somehow when i brush through my older post! damn it! it was so so so boring to read(i knew it!,u all hate to read it all along,just that 不敢tell me only, but its ok=D i realise it)=X seriously! not being sarcastic either.
well well well. to think of that, i felt ashame of myself=X LOL, so i shall make up for it by posting a fun and humourous one =D
i guess everyone have knew me for long right? and i dont really remember making a full introduction of myself yet? hmpf so today i am gonna post "Intro of me'.
to start off with.....(some brief history first) long long long long time ago
back in ones upon a time, b4 the zodia race started.i was a duckling[i'll explain why i like dolphin so much later on], and since u have read so far already, to award u, i let u in a secret as well(are u happy? happpy 就 spam my tagbox PLEASE, not happy also spam la)!
i could have won a seat in the zodia race....AND SHIT it man, that damn bloody stupid chicken took my place=( ...it wasnt i slow nor lazy or being con by someone else like the elephant and cat?...it was a long story....
6 years back...when me(ducky) and the chicken first enter the "Basic flying primary school"
we were buddy! but after the first year, we were not(this is called being realistic) =( haix... coz that chicky retain primary 1...
and 6 years later chicky was still in primary 1. and me,being priamry 6,was preparing for my PSLE.
the zodia race happen to be on the day of my final exam.chicky gave up on his education, poor chicken,perhaps he dun wanan to retain the 7th time! no more future...(just look at KFC and tell me his future? u understand noW? how important is education??!!STUDY HARD HOR)...
that day, it tested on flying..oh man, i suck at it ![its something like oral examination,1 to 1 de] the examiner was really good to me.... maybe i was too chio? should be bah, only possibility?(i hate to admit it man, but i have to=(sorry!dun laugh, this is FACT)
and he gave me a chance to retry and i tried again. FAIL.nah,that wasnt the end.
he wanted me to try AGAIN... and of course i get the same result.
and in the end i spended the whole day retaking the exam.because shit that bloody examiner who doesnt allow me to give up?is like what the hell? can u imagine a examiner being so goooooooooods to u?
so thats the reason chicky enter and not me.i was STUCK, u know?it wasnt my fault.
moral of the story is: opportunity < hardwork.(PAWNED)
pond=slum
river=3room HDB flat
lake=5room HDB flat
sea=condominium
ocean=private property
at least, i guess i am rich enough to live in a lake. =D well, thats the only things to be proud about. stop mentioning about my education! =( i am gonna to suffer from depression soon.
anw anw, to share with u all a good news. i receive a call earlier today.
a guy who claim from new york times felt that my post was fill with FEELINGS and PASSION! woots! and he wanted to give me a chance to prove myself out there.
he said:"give me,u can work as the following in new york times"
$1000= clearner
$2000= reception counter
$5000=reporter
$50000= manager
$100 000= CEO
wow! NEW YORK TIME LEI!but 为了你们,我放弃了这个机会.因为我知道我回想你们.不能没有你们啦.(the truth is no money, if not i confirm be CEO, dun expose pls =D thank u!=D)
ok.. i am tired of typing.. tata.
-end of post.
posted by:someone u know. DUN EXPOSE PLS =DD LOL!
liyen where will post such rubbish?[after 6 years still dunno how to spell ur name 几厉害一下=D]
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